I think it our responsibility as citizens to remain informed regarding what is happening in our fair city. I have found that this is difficult if you want to get anything done, ever, seeing as the availability of information is seemingly endless these days. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Am I right?
My solution is simple. Set aside a few moments every morning to browse through twitter feeds. Personally, my twitter usage is centered around retweeting Lil Jon and Kid Rock, but you know…reading some news too. I like my news to be spoon fed to me in one sentence fragments. My absolute favorite tweeter (?) is NYT without context. It just pulls absurd lines from the Times, without context. As indicated by their name. Underneath they provide an option to click on the link to the article, so it’s not as though you don’t have the ability to view its original usage but I prefer to remain in the dark.
My second favorite news source has been ABQ Journal. ABQ news, shootings and brutal attacks on homeless people aside, is just plain entertaining. Especially so in 140 characters or less.
STAY CLASSY ALBUQUERQUE
This is actually quite sad in my opinion, but coffee breath loving camel’s death by falling tree limb does have a nice ring to it.
People are taking Breaking Bad a littttttttttle too seriously methinks.
#worthwhilenews #notevenbeingalittlesarcastic #forreal
She should have just made him a sandwich when he asked the first time. Too soon?
I don’t think this surprised anyone. I prefer my cereal binges to be infrequent, alone in stretchy pants, in bed where I can revel in self loathing not in a brightly lit awkward space next to the UPS store. If I was having a bad enough day that I would be tempted to go to a cereal bar I would go around the corner to the real bar, Joe’s.
This was crazy. I somehow missed it all by going to zoo music with my mom and promptly going home. That’s what you rascals all get for going out on…Friday night.
HEAVEN FORBID . Those poor Santa Fe kids. We should start a charity.
These families obviously never watched Full House. Uncle Joey should have been there to resolve these conflicts
Ten bucks this was at ghetto Walmart. I have almost stabbed an employee there as well.
Someone watched Blackfish.
I think this is just called a “stroll” by my parents*
Gross. What does that even mean?
AND NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE
But we show our affection for our animals in strange ways
“You’re so cute I could just EAT YOU UP”–now a literal statement.